How to Teleport yourself?

Step 1- Dissociate yourself into your constituent atoms (remember , even cells are finally made up of atoms). Make a map of as which part of body does each atom belongs. You can use cylindrical coordinate system for it.

Step 2- Transfer yourself over an electric wire to the place you want to go. You may need to charge your atoms. (Take help from a friend, who is in body form)

Step 3- Using the map created in Step 1, re-associate yourself from the constituent atoms into your bodily form.

See.. its easy.

PS: For faster transport, you can even dissociate yourself into quarks. This might reduce travel time.

PS2: The writer does not take any responsibility to whatever happens to you while trying this. but do write back to me, if you are able to get back in your body form.


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Now some Proposed modifications/improvements by Kush Sharma:

Step 1- A cylindrical coordinate system might work for average humans, spherical and linear systems might be looked at for boundary conditions.

Step 2- Remember, you need a medium to transport! It may be a wire or it might as well be your car.

Step 3- If you lose the map, look at a pic of yourself and try matching it.

PS: This is not the way teleport used to take place in Star Trek. To experience that, ask everyone to close their eyes while you move from one place to the other! :P